ABOVE: David Ortega had a year.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass-kissing celebration, the Pope smacking his bitch up, Trump's war criminal making $$$ and more ...

2019 can kiss 2020's ass. (Image via Rufskin)

ATTITUDE: Rufskin offers a great image for leaving 2019 behind in the form of the above snap of Logan Swiecki-Taylor.

I wanna be Penn's pal (Image via MrMan)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Penn Badgley's sexiness makes You.

YOUTUBE: This woman is nuts. She grabbed an old man's hand and jerked him to her forcibly. Was papal rotator cuff on her scavenger hunt list?!

BRENT HARTINGER: Brent Hartinger is back with another in his Otto Digmore series. The Otto Digmore Decision is coming January 15. Check out all of his work on Amazon.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Revolting, but war criminal ex-SEAL Edward Gallagher, pardoned and paraded by Trump, is now selling a lifestyle clothing brand, endorsing supplements and using his bromance with Trump to make bank. This country sucks sometimes.

NBC NEWS: A suspect has been IDed in that Molotov cocktail attack on the makers of the Netflix satire The First Temptation of Christ, which features a gay Jesus.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Shakira's hot-piece partner Gerard Piqué flaunts it, swimming in boxer-briefs.

DLISTED: Stacy London, formerly of What Not to Wear, has let fans know she is dating a woman.

Imagine being as roundly rejected as he is. (Image via BBC)

BBC NEWS: A gay Nigerian speaks out.

EXTRATV: Teri Garr was ailing. Hoping she recovers fully.

TRUE CRIME DAILY: A cop fabricated a story about a McDonald's worker writing “FUCKING PIG” on his cup.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Nick Stahl's butt is always a welcome development, even in something called The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.

Dark and lovely (Image via Skyline)