ABOVE: What in the David Hockney?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Pence as your coronavirus king, Maluma's package, rugby ass and more ...

Maluma, baby. (Image via Calvin Klein)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Time for a new CK ad — and this one's got Maluma!

DEADLINE: Out actor Gideon Glick joins the (outrageously good, funny) The Other Two.

NBC NEWS: A man faked being gay to gain a lesbian's trust. Now, he's accused of raping her.

DLISTED: The new Gaga look/video vibe is just silly to me. But I know people are into superhero EVERYTHING, but have at it.

TOWLEROAD: Taylor Swift is The Man ... in her new video.

Annnnd I'm now a fan of rugby. (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Rugby butt galore.

PINK NEWS: Chasten Buttigieg on what made him and Pete Buttigieg a match on Hinge.

That’s a lot of debates worth of drops! https://t.co/ARhA8qEyYq

— Markos Moulitsas (@markos) February 28, 2020

THE HILL: Mike Pence is Trump's point guy on the coronavirus, in spite of having ZERO expertise in the area, and having presided over an HIV uptick in Indiana.

NYDN: NYC is getting jittery about coronavirus — but we haven't had a case yet.

WFMY2: That frightening coronavirus graph, explained:

Graph shows the exponential and dangerous growth of corona virus compared to other major viruses such as Ebola and SARS.#Corona #CoronaVirus #CoronaOutbreak #ChinaVirus pic.twitter.com/QOco1JQDf5

— Farhang F. Namdar (@FarhangNamdar) February 20, 2020

NYT: RIP Clive Cussler — so many best sellers are dying lately.

GR8ERDAYS: Ben Cooper, a baby-faced western actor famous for being hanged — by unpopular demand — in the hysterical Johnny Guitar, died Monday at 86.

Cooper's death by hanging was a crowd-displeaser. (Image via Republic)