ABOVE: Free ab workout from Nyle DiMarco.
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): I'll risk COVID-19 for him! Spoiler alert: No, I won't. And then there's this:
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Andy Cohen has tested positive for COVID-19.
DAILY BEAST: There should not be a ban on gay men donating blood. This should have been resolved a couple of decades back.
WAPO: U.S. intelligence reports in January and February explicitly warned of a pandemic. Trump. Knew.
MONEY MAVEN: Trump is suppressing unemployment data.
KENNETH IN THE (212): A Trump truism.
NYT: White Republicans are such assholes, it takes other white Republicans getting sick for them to take COVID-19 seriously. But in case you're also an asshole, read this very informative and touching story about a guy in Louisiana who got COVID-19 out of the blue, early on, and is currently fighting to survive. His story changed the Facebook feeds of his wife's smug, white Republican pals, if nothing else.
Much respect to Heaven Frilot for sharing her family's story.
GR8ERDAYS: An inside peek at the big Doris Day auction of many of her personal effects, her wardrobe and her awards — all to benefit animal welfare.
INSTAGRAM (FOLLOW, PLEASE): RIP to French chanteuse Suzy Delair — she lasted to the age of 102!
DLISTED: Simon Rex claims he was offered $70K to lie, saying he and his old co-star Meghan Markle dated.
BOSGUY: Cute boys in quilts.
FACEBOOK: Oh, look, it's a social-influencer bear who thinks now is the time to trash you for not being well-off.