ABOVE: Lally gagging.

BELOW: Keep reading for Daniel Craig as Emmanuelle, Trump shits the bed on coronavirus, the stock market crashed and much more ...

He's doing it for a laugh, but you can blow a guy through guffaws. (Images via Studiocanal & NBC)

TWITTER: Daniel Craig hosted SNL (yawn), but the best part was this image of him used as an interstitial. Kudos to the followers of Jason for noting the reference.

HUFF POST: The U.S. stock market crashed so badly it was paused. Thanks, Trump!

The answer to hatred & division is to reignite our spirit of common purpose.@JoeBiden won’t only win - he’ll
show there's more that unites us than divides us.

He’ll restore honor to the Oval Office and tackle our most pressing challenges.

That’s why I’m proud to endorse Joe. pic.twitter.com/RcsnZs5mfQ

— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) March 9, 2020

NYT: Sen. Cory Booker (D-New Jersey) just endorsed Joe Biden.

TOWLEROAD: Rep. Mike Quigley (D-Illinois) verbally smacked HUD secretary Ben Carson over his firmly entrenched anti-trans beliefs, who is having a bad week — he also fucked up the Trump Administration's coronavirus response.

POLITICO: Speaking of which, Trump worsened the U.S. coronavirus outbreak by keeping  passengers aboard a cruise ship — and he made that shortsighted decision to try to keep the number of documented cases on the mainland down.

BANANA GUIDE: Grindr is up for sale. Chinese gambling company Beijing Kunlun Tech. Co. Ltd. is selling it for $608.5M. The U.S government had IDed the company as a major security risk for U.S. users.

I'll take a leg. (Image via Instagram Stories)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Kenneth scours every tennis pro's account so you don't have to!

WORLD OF WONDER: The sordid tale of how Inigo Philbrick, a mere pup in the art world, scammed more experienced wheelers and dealers out of about $75M.

EXTRATV: Katy Perry, 35, wants her first baby to be a girl — so she announced it on International Women's Day during the ICC Women's T20 World Cup 2020 final!

BACK2STONEWALL: Sad anniversary: It's been 25 years since the taping of an episode of The Jenny Jones Show led to the gay murder of Scott Amedure at the hands of his crush, Jonathan Schmitz. Schmitz was imprisoned until August 22, 2017, when he was released.

EXTRATV: Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union support their trans daughter Zaya on her first red carpet. She's 12! Amazing.

YOUTUBE: I can't believe I missed Billy Porter and Jennifer Coolidge going off on olden-days Cosmo sex tips: