ABOVE: Well, the name of the magazine is Yup.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy-as-hell tennis jock, Chris Cuomo's COVID-19 diagnosis, Trump called out by a Republican governor and more ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): The above 19-year-old jock is proud of — all that.

NYDN: Brooklyn resident Baruch Feldheim has been arrested for stockpiling and selling medical supplies at outrageously jacked-up prices. When he was taken into custody, he allegedly coughed on FBI agents and announced he has COVID-19. Scum of the earth doing capitalism's brand no favors:

Baruch Feldheim of Brooklyn was busted for hoarding personal protection gear and selling it to health care professionals at inflated prices.

When authorities arrested him, he coughed on FBI agents and said he had the coronavirus. https://t.co/AVgVyJbHzs

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) March 31, 2020

NBC NEW YORK: Chris Cuomo, invaluable reporter and kid brother of NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo, is COVID-19 positive; will work from home. In NYC, there have been over 40,000 confirmed COVID-19 cases, and 932 people have died. Terrifyingly, 142 of those who died did so in the last day.

KTLA: A model cited by the White House suggests that 82,000 Americans could die of COVID-19 by August. That means more than 27 times the number of deaths already experienced. Currently, over 3,000 people have died in the U.S. of COVID-19 — eclipsing the death toll on 9/11.

HUFF POST: Maryland's GOP Gov. Larry Hogan calls Trump out on testing lie: “That's just not true.”

NYT: I agree with this that snapshot polls expressing a bounce of support for Trump are not telling the tale of his re-electability.

WGN: Dr. Gail Saltz discusses why Gen Xers may be best-equipped to handle the COVID-19 crisis. Somehow, Gen X is considered to be resilient, entrepreneurial and self-sufficient. She also thinks we have more empathy because we saw AIDS and 9/11. This could be a lot of talk, just putting that out there.