ABOVE: Stay at home and read.
KENNETH IN THE (212): When the brother is just as hot.
HUFF POST: Biggest chains in the U.S. don't even give sick leave.
MIAMI HERALD: Florida's primary is on — with more masks and hand sanitizer. I would love it if Bernie would bow out tonight so people don't have to keep voting on what is inevitable.
AXIOS: Looks like Americans could wind up getting $1,000+ checks during the pandemic. Great! But also a great way for Trump to buy back votes, which is annoying. Why is Trump suddenly reacting, after weeks of stonewalling and hoax-baiting? Might be because he read a report that 2.2 million voters (I mean, older Americans) could die in the U.S.
FORBES: Music's most powerful CEO, Lucian Grainge, is battling COVID-19 in a hospital. He is 60, and celebrated at a bash in late February attended by many A-listers, including Kris Jenner, 64. Jenner has since tested negative.
HUFF POST: Is it really okay to order takeout?
THE GUARDIAN: German Big Brother contestants are in seclusion — and producers have only now decided to tell them about the coronavirus. God, it's like The Farewell with hot people.
DAILY KOS: Using the COVID-19 scare as cover, AG Barr has dropped all charges against the Russian firms indicted by Mueller.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Jacob Demonte-Finn gets nude on Westworld.
TOWLEROAD: RuPaul is fracking.
GR8ERDAYS: Stuart Whitman, rugged leading man of the '50s and '60s, has died at 92.