ABOVE: Spread 'em.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Somehow, tennis pros continue to find ways to be productive and sexy, even in confinement.
DLISTED: Jeanine Pirro has been forced to address rumors she was drunk as a skunk on live TV.
POLITICO: Trump suggested face masks are being stolen in NYC, which clearly indicates he is stealing them somewhere.
CNN: Trump sent TONS of protective medical gear to China, yet is depriving blue states:
HUFF POST: It's not hard to figure out why Trump is savaging Michigan's governor and praising Florida's amid the COVID-19 crisis, even though the former is acting responsibly and the latter is doing a worse job than the druggy party monster would have done. De Santis is worried about foreigners in Florida, but won't close the goddamn beaches!
AP: Brazen thieves made off with a Van Gogh in an overnight raid on a museum closed due to COVID-19. Ironically, today is the 167th anniversary of the artist's birth.
BOSGUY: A list of movies coming to popular streaming services this month.
GR8ERDAYS: Gifted stage actor David Schramm, who became famous for playing blowhard Roy Biggins on every episode of Wings in the '90s, died in NYC at 73.
EXTRATV: As a star-obsessed kid, I used to worry about a day when an earthquake broke California off into the sea, fantasizing about a period of time when TV would be filled with tributes to countless stars who had been lost in the tragedy. So far, the famous names felled by COVID-19 haven't matched that nightmare vision, but it's getting depressing reporting on people who've died of it — worldwide, as of this moment, nearly 750,000 have been confirmed to have the disease, 157,098 have recovered, 35,347 have died — among them, country star Joe Diffie.
EXTRATV: RIP Alan Merrill! The Arrows co-founder was a co-writer of the iconic song “I Love Rock 'N' Roll,” a hit for them in 1975 and a #1 smash for Joan Jett & the Blackhearts in 1982. He, too, died of COVID-19, at just 69.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Extremely dark COVID-19 humor from Pearl Bizarre.
GR8ERDAYS (FOLLOWS HERE): Warren Beatty is among the day's birthdays — he's 83!