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Mar 26 2020
Kentucky Mayor's Plea To DIPSHITS & SENSIBLE PEOPLE Goes Viral Comments (0)

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Mayor Gabe Brown of Walton, Kentucky, is fed up with citizenry engaging in such nonsense as throwing parties during the coronavirus outbreak.

Now, his tough-love message is making the rounds: 

You ignore this problem, the worst thing that could happen is that your mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, aunts, uncles could die. Be responsible. If you don't, then screw you.

Best of all, he winds it all down with:

Warmest regards,

Meanwhile, his follow-up apology isn't nearly as fun, but still has spunk:

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