ABOVE: Would the prospect of staying home with him convince you to socially distance?!
DNA: Roman Nezgovorov by Stas Vokman for DNA.
NBC NEWS: In the middle of botching his pandemic response, Trump has time to consider a full pardon for Michael Flynn.
TPM: Dr. Anthony Fauci says:
I would like to see a dramatic diminution of the personal interaction that we see in restaurants and in bars. Whatever it takes to do that, that’s what I'd like to see.
MOTHER JONES: Trump tried to buy exclusive rights to a coronavirus vaccine, fucking the rest of the planet.
DAILY BEAST: Boris Johnson knows up to 60% of the UK's population could get the coronavirus — and he's okay with that! He's leaving things open in order to see if widespread exposure helps them build up immunity for future waves. And this experiment directly affects the rest of the world, including the U.S., which is allowing flights in from the UK until tomorrow.
ARCGIS: Today, the total cases of COVID-19 confirmed outside of China surpassed the total number confirmed inside China. Italy: 368 people died in a day.
EXTRATV: Heidi Klum and her husband have now been tested for COVID-19.
MSNBC: Biden leads Trump by 9 in new poll. I think this is what we will see in November — if both live.
You hate to see it, but unfortunately I am still employed. https://t.co/l2tkpyKBTq— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) March 11, 2020
NEWNOWNEXT: Joel Kim Booser's gay Fire Island rom-com Trip is coming to Quibi.
KENNETH IN THE (212): In the same way that offering fake coronavirus cures is illegal, so should writing about them be — and kudos to Chelsea Clinton (and Charlie Savage) for putting the shitty National Enquirer on blast for doing just that.
👋 National Enquirer! If you have to tell health lies, please return to lying about my parents’ health. Maybe recycle some of your/The Globe’s greatest hits: Hillary’s Two Secret Strokes; Hillary 6 Months To Live; Parkinson’s Killing Bill.— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 15, 2020
And, shame on every store carrying ⬇️. https://t.co/mY1BcKBfOz