ABOVE: Following Gr8erDays will inform you that Matthew Broderick and Rosie O'Donnell are the exact same age, Bueller.
BELOW: Keep reading for the bitch who bought all your toilet paper, Trump protecting CEOs amid COVID-19 crisis, NYC looking at four to nine months of this crap, Debi Mazar tests positive and more ...
Fuck this bitch forever. (Image via video still)
TWITTER: This cunt bought out an entire Dollar Tree of its paper products so that nobody else who shops at the more-for-less discount store could have any. She is probably planning to sell it to people, gouging them. Hoarding whore is also — guess what? — pro-Trump:
So this woman not only buys out a local Dollar Tree of every single box of paper towels, napkins, and toilet paper so that no one else can buy any, but caps it off with this:— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 21, 2020
"Donald Trump! Go Donald Trump!" pic.twitter.com/45u2yIjVdQ
POLITICO: Even a former Trump advisor thinks independent contractors should be bailed out during the COVID-19 crisis. Will they? The Senate is insisting on big corporate bail-outs, while Pelosi and the House are pushing for INDIVIDUALS to get relief. Which do you think is on your side?
Greasy kid stuff (Image via video still)
TWITTER: Follow me on Twitter to keep up with my blog and with some original content, like my long (long) list of LGBTQ and -adjacent movies to help get you through your time at home. One of the films I mentioned is Making Love. Re-watching it last night, I noticed that when Kate Jackson goes to confront a man she thinks is her husband's gay lover (he's really just a trick), he folds up his sofa bed, she has a seat ... and there's a big ol' jar of Vaseline on the end table. That's set design, baby.
HUFF POST: Trump's medical advice during the COVID-19 scare amounts to suicide.
TWITTER: Gov. Cuomo is saying 40-80% of New York will get the virus, and that the lockdown timeline could be “four months, six months, nine months”:
Here’s New York Gov. Cuomo saying the coronavirus lockdown could last as long as 9 months and that up to 80% of the population will get the virus pic.twitter.com/ghsmthfRmU— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 22, 2020
TWITTER: Biden vs. Trump — it's no contest. It's a man with empathy and experience (and yes, flaws; nobody thinks Biden is a Jesus figure) vs. an evil, soulless POS:
In times of crisis, a president should calm and heal, lead the way with a steady hand, and provide a beacon of hope for the American people.— Joe Biden (Text Join to 30330) (@JoeBiden) March 22, 2020
Donald Trump is incapable of doing that. pic.twitter.com/0I7ZYNtqCV
SCIENCE MAG: News on testing to show whether a person ever had COVID-19, which would be very useful information.
EXTRATV: New Yorker Debi Mazar discovers she has COVID-19 after suffering characteristic symptoms. She's doing fine now, but describes what a pain it was to get tested — in stark contrast to Trump's lies that it's easy.
NEWSWEEK: Mazar felt sick last month, then felt like she got sick again — and calls her symptoms “morphy.” Can you get this shit twice? There isn't enough evidence yet, but there is a lot of discussion about it.
THE HILL: Mayor de Blasio is right here in calling Trump out for refusing to muster the full resources of the federal government to get supplies to hard-hit New York. It's Trump's own hometown! But I've read a good theory as to why Trump is holding back: Corporate greed. Seems to be the answer to most of his motives:
Cuomo not only showing leadership, but seeming to reveal why Trump won’t use Defense Production Act.— Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) March 22, 2020
it would stop CEOs from price-gouging, from having NY, FL and CA compete for masks, for example, with supplies going to highest bidder.
Seems Trump doesn’t want to anger CEOs.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Big dude vs. li'l Speedo. I'll call this a draw!
BROADWAY.COM: It's The Rosie O'Donnell Show — again! Rosie is bringing her beloved talk show back tonight at Broadway.com and on the site's YouTube channel in a benefit for the Actors Fund. It'll be interesting to see her in talk-show host mode post-coming out and post-political awakening. I'm assuming she will hit Trump hard, but do so while interviewing (all remotely) the likes of:
Alexandra Billings, Miguel Cervantes, Sutton Foster, Jeremy Jordan, Jane Krakowski, Matthew Morrison, Anika Noni Rose, Elizabeth Stanley, Marisa Tomei and Aaron Tveit ... They join the previously announced Bergen, Sebastian Arcelus, Skylar Astin, Beth Behrs, Nate Berkus, Stephanie J. Block, Matthew Broderick, Tituss Burgess, Norbert Leo Butz, Kristin Chenoweth, Gavin Creel, Darren Criss, Gloria Estefan, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Harvey Fierstein, David Foster, Morgan Freeman, Neil Patrick Harris, Megan Hilty, Lorin Latarro, Judith Light, Barry Manilow, Rob McClure, Audra McDonald, Katharine McPhee, Alan Menken, Idina Menzel, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Kelli O'Hara, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lauren Patten, Ben Platt, Billy Porter, Randy Rainbow, Andrew Rannells, Chita Rivera, Seth Rudetsky, Miranda Sings, Jordin Sparks, Ben Vereen, Adrienne Warren, James Wesley, Shoshana Bean, Annette Bening, Andrew Burnap, Brandon Victor Dixon, Cynthia Erivo, Jordan Fisher, Christopher Jackson, Patti LuPone, Ali Stroker and Leslie Uggams.
I wouldn't be surprised if Madonna and her bathtub made an unannounced appearance: