ABOVE: Soon!

BELOW: Keep reading for a reality star's segue into porn, Elizabeth Warren's COVID-19 loss, some anti-vaxxer Karens makin' trouble, an erotic drawing contest and more ...

Bad to the bone ... (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Bad Chad Johnson is chucking it all and getting into porn.

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Gay kiss for KJ Apa.

GAY TIMES: Alyssa Edwards and Gia Gunn can't. They just can't.

Don Reed (L) became yet another COVID-19 casualty (Image via Warren Family)

CNN: Sadly, Sen. Elizabeth Warren's oldest brother, mentioned lovingly by her on the campaign trail, has died at 86 due to COVID-19 complications.

THE HILL: About 85% of New Yorkers with COVID-19 who had to be placed on ventilators ultimately died.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): RuPaul's Drag Race alums are reading strangers' Google search histories, and teach me what CBH means. Note: If you get a Wayback Machine when you click on OMG.BLOG! stories from my blog, you're not alone; we're trying to solve this issue.

TWITTER: These fucking Karens, their NAILS-ON-THE-CHALKBOARD voices of entitlement and their miserable children can fuck off forever:

K*ren: "Arrest me"

Cop: Okay

K*ren: 😲 pic.twitter.com/5NJnPsSj8k

— Scottie PIPM (@scottiepipm) April 23, 2020

By the way, this bitch is an anti-vaxxer loon (“wuhr jist MAHMS!”)

SACRAMENTO BEE: An attorney videoed at or near an anti-quarantine rally in Huntington Beach, California, is accused of holding a news crew hostage at knifepoint, demanding that they delete any footage in which he appeared because he claimed he was not at the rally. His fucking lawyer is loser Christopher Darden, who says the accused man wants to apologize. Oh, and he was probably drunk. So much wrong with this story.

Are you drawn to challenges? (Image via Mr. Skin)

MR. SKIN: This sexy site is offering three winners $1,200 apiece for outstanding artwork based on famous movie nude scenes.

NETFLIX: Jerry Seinfeld is coming back with his first comedy special in 25 years. I saw his stand-up — this should be funny! He's much more expressive onstage than I expected.

McCLATCHY: You're a fake, baby ... televangelist Jim Bakker is seeking handouts from his sheep to avoid bankruptcy.

YOUTUBE: How do you solve a problem like corona?