ABOVE: I'd like to dive into his deep end.
DNA: Cover man Toby wears a micro Speedo for DNA, and inside, porn performer Griffin Barrows reveals the secret to a great BJ. Speaking of Griffin, I recently posted some explicit peeks at him from my shoot from a while back on my OnlyFans photography page.
DAILYKOS: Everyone hates Mitch McConnell — even his three daughters! Plus, his ex-wife who he divorced in 1980 teamed up with Gloria Steinem. Bizarre!
GR8ERDAYS: Why to fall for All About Eve all over again, happy 101st to Kirk Douglas's widow, UFOs, no-headed monsters and a history of Tom Hanks.
The back runners
TRUE CRIME DAILY: Suburban man is running a backyard marathon to help with COVID-19 causes. His son (pictured), daughter and wife are also running in circles.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis hotness.
CHARLIE BY MZ: You get 25% off with the code NOIR.
N2N BODYWEAR: N2N has a quarantine photo contest.
CNN: Stacey Abrams says she trusts Biden to choose the best running mate. That is some chess right there! I really love her response here.
MSNBC: Speaker Pelosi is vowing to virus-proof the November election.
CBS NEWS: The Pentagon has formally unclassified videos showing Navy pilots interacting with UFOs.
YOUTUBE: Billy Porter covers “For What It's Worth” as a call to arms to get people motivated to vote:
TICKETS: Peter Michael Marino is the creator of the Desperately Seeking Susan musical that wowed the West End, as in, “Wow, that sucked!” and wowed Japan, as in, no, really, “Wow!” For the past several years, he has been performing his one-man show devoted to the experience. Named for his most withering review, Desperately Seeking the Exit will be performed live online on Saturday, May 2, at 6:30 p.m. EST. If you're a Madonna fan, or a Blondie fan (Blondie's music, not Madonna's, was used in the musical), you simply must — and it's only 10 bucks!