ABOVE: And these were the outtakes!
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TWITTER: If Britney Spears — who just tweeted about Justin Timberlake before hastily deleting it — doesn't put out an album called Tweet and Delete, it's a huge missed opportunity:
NYDN: Indiana Rep. Trey Hollingsworth (surprise! a Republican!) thinks we should just go back to work because $ is more important than lives. Literally.
NBC NEWS: Thousands in Michigan, my abandoned home state, clogged the roadways in Lansing (its capital) to protest Gov. Whitmer's strict stay-at-home orders. They blocked ambulances and even got out of their cars and mingled together. And I hope every goddamn one of them dies or gives it to their loved ones who die. But sadly, most will live, blithely unaware of which completely innocent people they're killing. It's a state that has been severely hit by COVID-19, but they're framing it as a liberty issue. I guess it is more properly a right-to-die issue.
ELLE: Oh, it's getting good — Stacey Abrams sounds like she really wants to get that Biden call, saying:
Yes. I would be honored. I would be an excellent running mate. I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities. I have a strong history of executive and management experience in the private, public, and nonprofit sectors. I’ve spent 25 years in independent study of foreign policy. I am ready to help advance an agenda of restoring America’s place in the world. If I am selected, I am prepared and excited to serve.
ABC NEWS: New Zealand's PM Jacinda Ardern has announced that she and her Cabinet and public service chief execs will all take 20% pay cuts due to the COVID-19 crisis:
As we acknowledge New Zealanders who are reliant on wage subsidies, taking pay cuts, and losing their jobs as a result of Covid-19’s global pandemic, we feel acutely the struggle that many New Zealanders are feeling.
HUFF POST: Fauci says the daily COVID-19 briefings are draining time-suckers.
WEBMD: Dispelling myths about the novel coronavirus, involving whether you should nuke your takeout, if alcohol helps and more.
DIGITAL MUSIC NEWS: The bad kind of deep cuts for Billboard — jobs slashed.
NETFLIX: On May 12, Netflix will unveil the interactive (!) Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. the Reverend. I can't wait! I shouldn't have to.
GR8ERDAYS: 13 Silent Era actors you'd definitely love to have slept with. Plus, no talking to ruin things!