Marcus Patrick is confirmed! (GIF via GIPHY)

The Adonis Lounge in NYC is usually very hands-on ... but the legendary strip joint, featuring the world's best lap dances, will is going hands-off during the COVID-19 crisis ...

First, help out the Adonis staffers here. I did, and even small contributions help.

Second, The Adonis Lounge will host a virtual party on Friday, April 3, at 11 p.m. EST.

$50 seems a pittance right about now ... (GIF via GIPHY)

The process is simple:

(1) Download Zoom on your PC, laptop or iPhone.

(2) Paypal $50 here, and be sure to add your email in the message/notes section.

You can possibly pay via a different method; ask nyc@theadonislounge.com.

(3) Once you're all set, you'll get a link to view what promises to be a very fun, very slutty — and yet very socially distant! — party that will last 60 minutes and feature trivia, idiotic political questions, an Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader segment and, yup, nudity. (You can also finagle virtual one-on-ones for afterward.)

Email nyc@theadonislounge.com to be added to their newsletter list or for more info — and have fun!