ABOVE: Field of dreams.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis pros show off their stuff.
CNN: If you're still meh on Biden, read any of the 45 worst things Trump said at his Fox News town hall in front of the Lincoln Memorial, including that he is treated worse than (assassinated!) President Lincoln himself:
They always said Lincoln -- nobody got treated worse than Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse.
HUFF POST: Senate is in session — only to confirm more judges, fucking us forever and a day.
MY NEW PLAID PANTS: I guess Armie Hammer will be rough trade in Call Me by Your Name 2: Electric Boogaloo.
OMG.BLOG!: Hollywood stunt women and household-name actresses turn in a hilariously violent quarantine video.
EXTRATV: The stars are cutting their hair at home, and hunky haircutter Xavier Cruz is coaching them!
TOWLEROAD: Robin M. Vaughan, a Trenton, New Jersey, councilwoman, exploded in a homophobic rage on a COVID-19 call with city officials, slamming the gay mayor and calling him a pedophile and bitch-ass woman ... but she won't resign because of ... context.
DLISTED: Looks like Daddy Anderson Cooper quietly got back together with his ex, Benjamin Maisani.
GR8ERDAYS: Wowza, Pippi Longstocking herself, Ingrid Nilsson, today: