ABOVE: Push-up bro.
YOUTUBE: Barack Obama's HBCU 2020 commencement celebration address is what I needed. More:
EXTRATV: Sophia Hutchins isn't fucking Caitlyn Jenner, but she still almost had to move out of her house. P.S. This 24-year-old bitch is Caitlyn's manager? What. Ever.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Gay mags guh-lore.
THE HILL: Trump fires State Dept. Inspector General out of revenge.
TWITTER: Some jag-off stuck Trump's head on Bill Pullman's Independence Day body in order to make him sound eloquent. And Trump retweeted it, unironically.
GR8ERDAYS: RIP to the amazingly funny Fred Willard, who died of natural causes Friday at 86. I first knew him from Real People in the late '70s and missed out on Fernwood 2 Night. He popped up on my radar again in all those Christopher Guest movies, and his Modern Family character's death earlier this year was so touching — and prescient.