ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

For athletic purposes? That's a stretch. (Image via video still)

YOUTUBE: The voice is beyond distracting (I've met him — he did not speak like this), but you'll probably enjoy Reno Gold's stretching routine.

It's, uh, not about stretching.

Only 65% of citizens in UN countries are free to be gay. (Image via ILGA World)

FORBES: Thirty years after WHO declassified homosexuality as a disease, here is where it's still illegal to be gay in the wide world.

GREENSBORO.COM: Supposedly, this was a socially distanced drag show, but ... where's the social distancing?

Riddle me THAT! (Image via selfie)

BANANA GUIDE: Then there's wrestler Matt Riddle, who showed — well, everything. No stretching required.

Please vote blue. (Image via Biden 2020)

LGBTQ NATION: Joe Biden writes an inspiring essay on how America will once again become a beacon of hope for LGBTQ rights. Don't hold your breath for Trump to follow suit.

Shark cheek (GIF via GIPHY)

KENNETH IN THE (212): The Gronk, in a Speedo.

Elie, and his alleged killer (inset) Harvey (Image via video still/handout)

CP24: Rico Harvey, 27, “of no fixed address,” has been arrested in the murder of popular DJ Peter Elie in Toronto.:

A motive for the homicide remains unclear, though police have previously said that there appeared to be no previous relationship between the suspect and Elie and that they likely encountered each other for the first time that morning.

NEWSWEEK: Obama says Trump Administration isn't “even pretending to be in charge of” the COVID-19 disaster. Case in point: Eric Trump says that COVID-19 will “magically disappear” after the election:

And guess what? After November 3, coronavirus will magically all of a sudden go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen. [Dems] are trying to deprive him of his greatest asset, which is the fact that the American people love him, the fact that he's relatable ...

They believe this. They believe that Americans love and relate to Donald Trump.

POLITICO: A Johns Hopkins professor says a COVID-19 vaccine by year's end is a stretch — but may be possible.

NYDN: Church is NOT worth it during the pandemic. (Narrator: Or ever.)

VICE: This week, nine Democrats in the Senate sided with Republicans to ensure that the feds can observe your Web-browsing habits without a warrant. This passed, in a surprise, because more than one senator who would have voted against it failed to vote — including Bernie Sanders.

VARIETY: Indie director Lynn Shelton of Humpday (2009) fame dies at 54. She had been in a relationship with Marc Maron, and directed episodes of such popular shows as Little Little Fires Everywhere and GLOW.

This was like My Dinner with Andre, where dinner is gay panic. (Image via Magnolia)