ABOVE: He works out.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay immortals, Trump's face-mask concession and QAnon courtship, when Charles Bronson was pretty and more ...

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POLYGON: Unkillable gay warriors.

HUFF POST: Trump wore a face mask for the first time in the COVID-19 crisis — four months and 130,000 dead Americans later.

POLITICO: DeVos and all of Team Trump demand that U.S. schools re-open on schedule. Just be sure you have a form letter to let parents know when classmates and staff have died of COVID-19.

KENNETH IN THE (212): A 30-year-old Texas man attended a party in order to get COVID-19 because he thought it was a hoax. Just before he died in a hospital, he told his nurse:

I think I made a mistake.

Hopefully, lots of Republican and Independent and blow this shit up voters will be thinking that same thing in 115 days or so.

JOE.MY.GOD.: As I feared, Trump is going all-in on QAnon. If this works — and I'm not being an alarmist — the U.S. is over as an experiment. Just listen to that lunatic who posted about fucking around at a Fire Island party.

GR8ERDAYS: Vintage Charles Bronson, a Super Mario Bros. super auction result, why honoring John Wayne might not be the best move and more.

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