ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.
BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...
It would take a Strong, Strong man ... (Image via Instagram)
OUTSPORTS: British champion trampoline athlete Luke Strong comes out as bi.
Mr. Felts, through the years (GIF via GIPHY)
BBC: More about 90-year-old Kenneth Felts (I originally covered him here), who came out this year for the very first time, telling his lesbian daughter he is gay. In the linked video, he sweetly acknowledges his shortcomings and embraces his new path.
EXTRATV: The complete list of Emmy nominees includes the might Billy Porter, repeating for his must-see Pose performance.
WOW REPORT: Helmut Newton: The Bad and the Beautiful is a doc that's up my alley. Always fascinated by his work, which in recent years has been dismissed as misogynistic — and that's from his admirers! His twisted vision certainly lived up Eyes of Laura Mars.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Orlando Bloom's bare booty. Perry nice!
NYMAG: Trump lied — he was never invited to throw out a pitch in the first place. When they lie about pointless stuff, it's habitual and pathological.
GR8ERDAYS: They were going for HEAD.
THE FORWARD: If you think Sen. David Perdue (R-Georgia) randomly used an attack ad against his Jewish opponent, Jon Ossoff, that made his nose bigger — you don't know Sen. David Perdue (R-Georgia). The ad was pulled by Perdue when its obvious intent was pointed (so to speak) out, but not before it ran on Facebook.
KENNETH IN THE (212): New Amazon Video LGBTQ series Smothered is here.
UNFINISHED MAN: Are you a man? Are you in need of some tips for how to elevate your mood? Yes, yes you are, and yes, yes you do.
MY NEW PLAID PANTS: I was in college and less hooked on TV than I'd been before or would be after, but this Boomer Esiason underwear commercial made me feel like a kid again.
The producers of the above managed to hit the gay Lotto with ass, feet, thighs, bulge, underarms, tightie-whities — all in a moment! Here he is today:
Here's Boomer! (Image via Speaking to the World)
SOCIALITE LIFE: Nothin' but hot male models: