Say whatever the fuck you want — conservatives never own up to shortcomings. Ellen's new monologue is the opposite of that.
Most interestingly, she chalked up her image as the “Be Kind Lady” to the death of Tyler Clementi, which was when she began urging people to be kind.
She also explained that the label stuck and clearly has helped anti-fans decide to bash her as a monster.
Her words, ending with an Ellen-style joke:
I am also a lot of other things. Sometimes I get sad, I get mad, I get anxious, I get frustrated, I get impatient. And I am working on all of that. I am a work in progress, and I am especially working on the impatience thing because, and it's not going well, because it's not happening fast enough, I will tell you that.
Meanwhile, has anyone ever improved their looks MORE than the already-beautiful Tiffany Haddish by shaving their head?!