ABOVE: A Times Square welcome!
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HOT STUFF: Vintage wrestling singlet fantasy, a tennis stud spreads his legs, a stacked model shows you what's under his kilt (MacNothin'), flashback to when my old friend Ryan Pinkston (of Will & Grace fame) reveals his plump and furry behind, a pro bodybuilder proudly reveals his plumped porker (Work Unfriendly) and one helluva rump shot.
CNN: Attorney General William Barr is defending the DOJ stepping in to defend Trump in his suit brought by E. Jean Carroll, who contends he sexually assaulted her. It is unprecedented for the DOJ to become a president's personal legal firm (in fact, the DOJ, even though the AG is chosen by the president, should be completely neutral), but Barr claims:
This was a normal application of the law. The law is clear. It is done frequently. And the little tempest that's going on is largely because of the bizarre political environment in which we live. Officials who are elected and answer press questions while they're in office, even if those questions relate to their personal activity, and could bear upon their personal fitness, is in fact in the course of federal employment, and can be therefore certified under the Westfall Act.
In reality, it has never before happened with a president, and it is also quite interesting that Barr waited as long as he did to invoke the Westfall Act.
HUFF POST: In taped interviews with journalist Bob Woodward, Trump admitted he knew in early February that the novel coronavirus was a supremely deadly threat to the U.S. On February 7, he told Woodward:
You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed. And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu.
At that same time, he was telling the American public it was not a threat, it would just go away and/or that it was a Democratic hoax.
Biden has — and he's been doing dutifully throughout his well-run campaign — pounced while at a Michigan campaign stop, saying:
He knew how deadly it was. It was much more deadly than the flu. He knew and purposely played it down. Worse, he lied to the American people. He knowingly and willingly lied about the threat it posed to the country for months.
POLITICO: Emails reveal HHS official Paul Alexander tried to muzzle Fauci during media interviews, including this nonsensical assertion:
Can you ensure Dr. Fauci indicates masks are for the teachers in schools. Not for children. There is no data, none, zero, across the entire world, that shows children especially young children, spread this virus to other children, or to adults or to their teachers. None. And if it did occur, the risk is essentially zero.
Do you really believe kids can't spread a virus?!
TOWLEROAD: Looks more and more like Falwell endorsed Trump because Trump saved his ass from a nude-photo scandal.
THE FILM EXPERIENCE: The Academy is requiring all potential Best Picture nominees to meet two of four diversity requirements in order to be eligible. Before you flip the fuck out about how PC is ruining all the fun racism, read. This shit is reasonable. Now, can we talk about creative reparations? Like rescinding Crash's Oscar?
TOO FAB: Todd Chrisley is sniping back at a social media user who excoriated him via his daughter. The commenter wrote, among other things:
Why don't you admit your dad is a F----t. America sees that you dad is gay the more he keeps denying it will manifest itself.
And the married Chrisley told the user off, concluding with: I've got a bag of dicks to work on. PS, who even uses the word “F----t” anymore, didn't that go out with bell bottoms?
OUT: And to respond to Chrisley, people shouldn't be using F---t anymore ... and in fact, Dictionary.com just replaced “homosexual” with gay as part of a massive overhaul of its word inventory. But don't worry, they're not losing the verve and, er, color of our language — they're adding such terms as “jabroni,” “GOAT” and ... “MAGA.” No word on “MAGAt.”
PEOPLE: True crime writer Shanna Hogan drowns in her pool in front of her toddler son following an accident.
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INSTAGRAM: Lily Allen married David Harbour, and she looked just like Jo Anne Worley doing it!
YOUTUBE: DJ Ray Isaac is back, and he's bringing a remix of Bananarama's amazing Love in the First Degree song, one of my favorites of theirs:
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