ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...

Too Cheyenne (Image via Metro Weekly)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Cheyenne Jackson is among the coverboys/girls/people of the week.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Racist douche Madison Cawthorn is responsible for a site that attacks a North Carolina journalist for working for  “non-white males, like Cory Booker, who aims to ruin white males.” Now Cawthorn — who vacationed in Hitler's Eagle's Nest! — is saying he's absolutely ashamed of the site's ... syntax.

DLISTED: Kanye West has Tiger Kinged Amber Rose for a decade.

POLITICO: Blue wave? Or blue tsunami? Swing states have outsize importance, but if Biden runs 8-10% or more above Trump overall, Trump can't surgically overcome that in enough swing states to counteract it.

THE HILL: More than 300 military family members endorse Biden.

ABC NEWS: Seniors are abandoning Trump, at least in part, over his COVID-19 inaction.

TWITTER: You can not believe how off-his-ass inebriated Donald Trump Jr. is here:

A very animated Don Jr. is on Fox whining out the same talking points that got his father dunked on during the debate pic.twitter.com/aZoxENeqxJ

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 23, 2020

TMZ: North Carolina resident Alexander Hillel Treisman has been arrested with guns and explosives in an alleged plot to assassinate Joe Biden. Good people on both sides. By the way — the 19-year-old was only caught because of child porn.

TWITTER: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie ... COCAINE:

😂😂😂 https://t.co/w2v7xZ17ai

— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) October 23, 2020

DIGG: This guy has used a program to order an ice cream at every McDonald's location in order to keep track of which franchises' machines are up and running.

BUZZFEED NEWS: Something is seriously wrong with Mitch McConnell's health, but he says there is absolutely nothing wrong — even though his hands are blue and bandaged, and he has a bruise on his face. Did he have COVID-19? Is he on blood thinners? Crypt rot?!

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell did not answer questions about his health, only saying there were "no concerns" despite visible bandages and bruises https://t.co/YHrrDvXO5s pic.twitter.com/hJ47xDimxl

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) October 23, 2020

GR8ERDAYS: Remembering the late, great, one-of-a-kind Diana Dors on her birthday.

She was more than the British Marilyn Monroe ... (GIF via GIPHY)