ABOVE: Yes, let's can him.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Kenneth's weekly tennis roundup includes video of player Stefanos Tsitsipas's brother, Petros.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Shia LaBeouf got dick-out naked in the new Rainsford music video.
THE RECOUNT: Following the egregious pepper-spraying of voters marching to the polls in North Carolina, Lt. Daniel Sisk, at a presser, weakly claimed that they never sprayed any of the people — including kids and differently-abled people — directly in the face:
Lt. Daniel Sisk attempts to justify that horrific scene in NC: "I understand that some people were saying we pepper-sprayed children and other, disabled folks. Again, I want to reiterate, we never directly sprayed anyone in the face. It was all directed towards the ground..." pic.twitter.com/HeJSldDTYY— The Recount (@therecount) November 2, 2020
AP: Trumpers brazenly edited a video to make it appear that Biden accidentally greeted Minnesota while in Florida. He actually got it right (unlike Pence, who recently mixed up Michigan cities — IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, by the way), yet it's being manipulated in a continuing effort to portray Biden as doddering.
YOUTUBE: Medicare fraud — oh, and former Florida governor, current Florida senator — Rick Scott spoke in the worst Spanish ever at an Opa-Locka, Florida, Trump rally.
MSNBC: Trump is going to fire Fauci as soon as he loses tomorrow, and said so at a rally in Florida:
At a Miami-area event, the president's supporters chanted, “Fire Fauci!” It led Trump to say, “Don't tell anybody, but let me wait until a little bit after the election. I appreciate the advice.”
I intubated a relatively healthy 86 year old man with covid in the ER at 4:30 this morning. He was alone, I was the last person he spoke with and he was confused. He’ll likely die in the ICU, alone. I don’t make any extra money for that @realDonaldTrump— Daniel Tonellato (@dtone612) November 1, 2020
TWITTER: Health care professional Daniel Tonellato's tweet about intubating a man who was about to die of COVID-19 alone has gone viral. One of Trump's closing messages is that health care pros are just in it for the cash.
WAPO: Um, airline professionals are in it for the cash.
HUFF POST: Cindy McCain obviously thinks highly of Joe Biden anyway, but her decision to endorse was brought on by one specific incident:
You know, I’m the mother of two veterans and a wife of a veteran, and my father was a veteran. They were not losers and suckers by any chance. It angered me a great deal. It angered me. And so I thought, you know, I can either sit here and be angry or I can do something.
POLITICO: Phew! Monmouth's final poll of Pennsylvania shows Biden maintaining his lead — 5%. Importantly, Biden is at 50% in this poll, with Trump at 45%. Very few undecideds. This same poll, run under a low-turnout model, sticks at 5%. Under a high-voter turnout, Biden is ahead 51-44, or 7% — and we already know there is high turnout, based on early voting. If Biden wins Pennsylvania, Biden wins. Period.
OLD VIC: The Old Vic of London is offering up Andrew Lincoln as Ebenezer Scrooge in an OLD VIC: IN CAMERA version of Jack Thorne's new take on A Christmas Carol, directed by Matthew Warchus. It's a full-scale show from an empty theater, and you can watch one of 16 live performances for £10-£65. Only 80,000 views are available.
GR8ERDAYS (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): Does anyone remember how hot Burt Lancaster really was?