ABOVE: I could use some repairs.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on that career-ending gay orgy, a Republican baby-seller, gay Christmas stories that are as gay as Christmas and more ...

Szajer, who quit when his gay job conflicted with his day job. (Image via EU Parliament)

DAILY BEAST: That big gay orgy that was busted up in Belgium, resulting in the humiliation of anti-LGBTQ politician Jozsef Szajer, apparently hosted lawmakers from nine countries. So says the event's organizer, who also claims that Szajer had planned his own December 12 gay orgy, but canceled it due to the attention. Seriously, is there something going seriously wrong within the gay male community that so many in our ranks have this uncanny ability to be this self-serving, and this submissive to sex? Sex is great, but is it so great that we're all okay with gay men fucking in private and then being publicly anti-gay for pay?

HUFF POST: In the wake of a foiled militia plot to kidnap and execute Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, armed protesters gathered outside the home of Michigan SOS Jocelyn Benson to protest the outcome of the presidential election in the state, which Biden won handily.

Odd choice to grin proudly in your mug shot (Image via ABC15)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Meet Republican Paul Petersen, a bona fide baby-seller. Where is QAnon on this?

TOWLEROAD: Tucker Carlson says trans kids are an epidemic and faults parents.

Brokeback Molehill (Image via Paramount)

ET CANADA: Juan Pablo di Pace and Peter Porte — both gay and starring in Dashing in December — don't think other gay roles should necessarily be filled by gay actors.

TICKETS: Meanwhile, Undertaking Christmas, a gay musical parody of Hallmark Christmas stories, is coming. Via press release:

Undertaking Christmas was created by American Theater Wing's Jonathan Larson Grant and MAC Award winner Joel B. New with music direction by Broadway's Gillian Berkowitz and performances by Joel B. New, Broadway's Carolyn Mignini as Mrs. Claus, Broadway tap dancer Richard Riaz Yoder, and with a special appearance by British actor Joel McVeagh of Netflix's "A Christmas Prince" trilogy, Undertaking Christmas will be livestreamed through Stellar Tickets on Saturday, December 19, at 8:00 p.m. ET. Tickets are $10-$15.

POLITICO: Biden picks Xavier Becerra to run Health and Human Services, leading to Gavin Newsom's current status as California kingmaker.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Georgia's about to recertify Biden's win there for a third time.

NYT: In her debate with Rev. Raphael Warnock, Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-Georgia) won't say that Trump lost the election. She was also mum on my suggestion that Joan Allen play the fuck out of her in a hate-watch biopic.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Speaking of which: Ugh — now there's a Wendy Williams hate-watch biopic. I'd rather watch a Wendy O. Williams biopic.

BOSGUY: A very hairy Monday to you!

INSTAGRAM: Remembering the sexy Johnny Kemper. (More like this if you follow here.)