ABOVE: He stoops to conquer.

BELOW: Keep reading for another anti-gay gay, voters against pardoning Trump's kids, naked scenes of the year and more ...

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DAILY MAIL: Petras Grazulis — Lithuania's most out-loud-and-proud anti-LGBTQ politico — was on a Zoom call (shirtless) when an unidentified young man approached him from behind (also shirtless). Mocked roundly, Grazulis first claimed it was his son (it wasn't), and then claimed it was a member of the evil media, there to persecute him (shirtless).

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WOW REPORT: Reno Gold raised over $27K in a week for the Elton John AIDS Foundation. The buried lede is that Reno, who is just one of a zillion cute dudes on OnlyFans and other platforms, makes a million dollars a year at it. A million dollars.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Uh, somebody accidentally posted this RuPaul's Drag Race Season 13 teaser early!

INSTAGRAM: Margaret Hamilton shares a birthday with Judi Dench — that's a combo. Also, in case you missed sexy show-off Billy Hufsey from yesterday, don't.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Hot squatter in a red singlet.

THE HILL: Fewer than a quarter of polled voters believe that it would be appropriate for Trump to pardon his children,

AXIOS: Pete Buttigieg may get a high-profile post — ambassador to China.

Here’s Trump’s COVID ridden lawyer Jenna Ellis during the past few days- maskless at White House Christmas party, maskless with Rudy Giuliani, maskless with the Arizona Republican Legislature. pic.twitter.com/hvhwqKEi5y

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 8, 2020

RANDY REPORT: Jenna Ellis has COVID-19, because of course she does.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Rebekah Jones, Florida's COVID-19 whistleblower, faces up to five years in prison for her good work on behalf of humanity. I am quite confident Biden will pardon the fuck out of her on impact.

EXTRATV: Dr. Armand Dorian talks about Rudy Giuliani's battle with COVID-19, warns that just because Giuliani feels good at the moment, it doesn't mean he is going to have it easy:

INSTAGRAM: Shout-out to Mark Allen, NYC's greatest go-go boy E-VAH.