ABOVE: He was sexy on Lost in Space, but sexier as Zorro. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot weatherman, a dead Trump doc, the armed and dangerous Republican from North Carolina, Biden facing impeachment on Day 1 (ha!) and more ...

Next time, don't crop out the tits! (Image via selfie)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Is your weatherman this hot?! Reminds me of BBMak's Ste McNally. Many more HOT newscasters here, in a list I compiled years ago.

Entouraging boner looking at this? (Image via Instagram)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Adrian Grenier figured out a way to show his penis on Instagram and not have the post removed.

Even their photo together looked fake. (Image via video still)

POLITICO: This is a perfect end to the Trump Era — his nutso doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, is dead at 73. (P.S. Why am I not shocked that he was loony, unloved Roger Friedman's doctor at one time?!)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Nazi fan Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-North Carolina) has confirmed he had a gun on him during the Capitol riot. If he had it on the floor of the House, he committed a crime.

WVLT: Rushing to be the biggest buffoon in the House, newcomer Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) will introduce articles of impeachment against Biden on Day 1 of his presidency. WHY? Abuse of power. Power he doesn't officially have yet. Okay!

AJC: In North Carolina, Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan has demoted three Republican state senators who attempted to overturn the presidential vote in Georgia.

YOUTUBE: Why do so many people remove their masks to speak?! That's just a sidebar in this video about gay guys who went to Puerto Vallarta:

NYT: The Kennedy Center will honor Dick Van Dyke, Debbie Allen, Joan Baez, Garth Brooks and Midori.

EXTRATV: Armie Hammer is speaking out angrily about purported DMs attributed to him that paint him as having a cannibal kink. (So what if he likes to pretend he's a killer/cannibal? If it's all consensual, it's nobody's business. Plus, how much porn is men choking women or each other during fucking? It's not far away from what he is “accused” of liking.)

US WEEKLY: First it was Sex and the City. Now ... Desperate Houswives?

PEOPLE: Braunwyn Windham-Burke came out as a lesbian — but most of her Real Housewives of Orange County castmates were unsupportive:

INSTAGRAM (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): Faye Dunaway is 80 years old today!