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Jan 14 2021
Ivanka Doesn't Have A Square To Spare + Trump Wants BIG Send-Off + Biden's Plan + RIP Mrs. Rogers + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

170927-ryan-ivanka-trump-donald-hero_dphbvyAny questions?! (GIF via Daily Beast)

WAPO: Ivanka Trump is so hung up on her private potty time she has refused for years to allow Secret Service to use any of her home's bathrooms, causing the U.S. government to rent a space for $3,000 a month so agents can have a place to ... go.

HUFF POST: Biden's initial aid plan for COVID-19 includes $1,400 checks (direct payments), a vaccine plan and extending boosted unemployment.

CNN: Looks like Trump won't resign after all — because Pence won't pardon him! OUCH. Also, he's livid at any mentions of Nixon, another ogre (but a far superior one), and he wants a splashy send-off on Inauguration Day. (The Pentagon won't be a part of it.)

DELAWARE ONLINE: The loser prominently carrying a Confederate flag at the Capitol, Kevin Seefried, and his son were arrested Thursday in ... Union state Delaware. Shit's going down for these racist bastards. Also, his wife can't walk good (see video at link) and he's quick to pretend she was pushed.

CBS2: A Queens, New York, man — Eduard Florea — has been arrested in connection with an alleged second plot to overthrow the U.S. Capitol.

FOREIGN POLICY: Former SOS Rex Tillerson savages Trump in a new interview, saying:

We squandered the best opportunity we had on North Korea. It was just blown up when he took the meeting with Kim [Jong-un], and that was one of the last straws between him and I. With Putin, we didn't get anything done. We're nowhere with China on national security. We're in a worse place today than we were before he came in, and I didn't think that was possible.

THE LINCOLN PROJECT: I know the guys behind The Lincoln Project are Republicans at heart, but I still look forward to their trolling of Trump and everyone associated with Trump FOREVER:

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): The most-searched naked male celebs through the years.

NBC NEWS: Another court decision affirms that calling someone gay is not defamation — even if they aren't.

YOUTUBE: Amazing gay Doritos ad:

YAHOO! ENTERTAINMENT: RIP Joanne Rogers, the wife of Fred “Mr. Rogers” Rogers.

EXTRATV: RIP Peter Mark Richman, who starred in a classic Twilight Zone ep and as Chrissy Snow's dad on Three's Company — plus many, many other characters over the past umpteen years.