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BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...

I'm not torn on whether to see this ... (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): I love a comedy with Kristen Wiig and man nipples!

NYT: Congress can bar Trump from running for office again — even minus a conviction in the Senate following likely impeachment.

HUFF POST: One credible threat face the U.S. in the coming days and weeks — a plot to encircle the U.S. Capitol and murder Democrats, allowing Republicans to seize control via coup.

CBS NEWS: House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy lied through his teeth, claiming Trump took some responsibility for the riot at the Capitol; Trump today took no responsibility and called impeachment a witch hunt.

While sheltering, Rep. Lisa Blunt Rochester offered masks to
Republicans Marjorie Taylor Greene, Markwayne Mullin, Andy Biggs & more and they refused.pic.twitter.com/WlbLKiyjwn https://t.co/eQzn7SieaR

— jordan (@JordanUhl) January 11, 2021

NBC5 CHICAGO: A third Democratic congressperson — after going since March 2020 without becoming infected — has tested positive for COVID-19 after sheltering in place with Republican colleagues who refused to wear masks during the Capitol siege. In the video above Rep. Markwayne Mullin (R-Oklahoma) firmly refuses a mask, saying he doesn't want to get political here. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia) was also refusing a mask.

Schneider, Watson Coleman & Jayapal (Images via official portraits)

The three (so far) who have tested positive are Rep. Brad Schneider (D-Illinois), Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Washington) and Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (R-New Jersey.) If any rep dies, the insurrectionists inside and outside the body will have achieved partial success. Thankfully, the White House will get an over-the-top deep cleaning before the Bidens move in.

Where did Mostofsky (right) get the Capitol Police gear? (Image via FBI)

NBC NEW YORK: Aaron Mostofsky, the son of a Brooklyn judge who was seen in animal furs and carrying a Capitol Police officer's shield during the Capitol riot, has been arrested. Mostofsky's dad, Shlomo Mostofsky, is a Kings County Supreme Court judge. His brother, Nachman Mostofsky, is a major Republican figure in Brooklyn. Unironically rioted with raging anti-Semites. You can't make this shit up.

POLITICO: Harvard has removed Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-New York) from advisory committee over her attempt to stop the certification of Biden's win.

They wanted him as a part-time worker, but full-time was in conflict with their faith. (Image via video still)

KING5: Gay nursing instructor Jéaux Rinedahl is suing Seattle Pacific University, alleging he was denied a full-time position strictly because he is gay.

Speaking of gays and Catholicism, check out this teaser for Wonderfully Made, by Yuval David.

DEADLINE: Russell T. Davies, creator of the Channel 4/HBO Max AIDS-themed drama series It's a Sin, has come down on the side of gay actors in gay roles. He says:

I’m not being woke about this … but I feel strongly that if I cast someone in a story, I am casting them to act as a lover, or an enemy, or someone on drugs or a criminal or a saint … they are not there to “act gay” because “acting gay” is a bunch of codes for a performance. It’s about authenticity, the taste of 2020.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Gotta love when they're so big the underwear almost doesn't cut it.

SOCIALITE LIFE: Sorry, but Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball and Javier Bardem as Desi Arnaz ... that is not good casting, no matter that they're good actors. Ewwww. Lucie Arnaz is expressing hope:

So many comments about the recent “announcement” of the Aaron Sorkin film about the relationship between my parents,...

Posted by Lucie Arnaz Luckinbill on Tuesday, January 12, 2021

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I added the sticker — the model is hung like a zebra. (Image via Venfield 8)