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Totally awesome '80s (Image via Instagram)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Chris Hemsworth and his buddies got their '80s on at a party, apparently with COVID-19 precautions.

THE AP: Look, you really shouldn't fucking care that six books from the Dr. Seuss oeuvre won't be published anymore.

They really do have some icky imagery as seen through 2021 children's eyes — and it's okay.

It's okay that Dr. Seuss didn't get everything right decades ago, and it's okay for people to decide to let some of the books live in the past, where they belong.

YAHOO! LIFE: Polyamorous throuple wins right to be listed as dads (all three) of their child, a big deal that is getting the most attention from right-wing sites.

NYT: Vernon Jordan, the longtime civil rights activist and D.C. power broker, has died at 85.

ADVOCATE: It's funny — whenever I use the term “openly gay,” it feels antiquated and I try to correct myself to use “out.” I do wish people knew the difference between being out privately and professionally.

OUT: Playgirl's new gay publisher explains what the hell the magazine is supposed to be and who the hell it's supposed to be for.

POLITICO: Lots of progressives want to dump Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-New York) for touching a woman's face.

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GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Omari Hardwick's peach, over 'n' over.

I’ll never forget when an assistant manager found out I was gay in the break room, marched out onto the floor, came right up to my face and said “wait, is it true you’re a f**?” Now imagine if my manager didn’t like that about me either. [1/2]

— Chasten Glezman Buttigieg (@Chasten) February 24, 2021

TWITTER: Chasten Buttigieg shares a nightmare memory of being outed at work, writing:

I’ll never forget when an assistant manager found out I was gay in the break room, marched out onto the floor, came right up to my face and said “wait, is it true you’re a f**?” Now imagine if my manager didn’t like that about me either.

At the time, it would have been legal in far too many places in America for them to simply show me the door. It is time to codify true equality for LGBTQ people and pass the #EqualityAct.

FUTURISM: We're naming a telescope after a virulently anti-gay man. Does it matter?

METRO WEEKLY: KFC has fired an extra-crispy worker who spewed venom at a gay couple.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Happy Karen Carpenter's birthday! Also, don't forget: