ABOVE: You betta cork!
THE GUARDIAN: What fresh Ryan Murphy is this?! A new Amazon Prime project pretends that Leonardo Da Vinci was hetero, but there's no evidence to support that and plenty to support he liked the laddies.
SOCIALITE LIFE: For the first time ever, Britney Spears has filed to remove her dad, Jamie Spears, as her conservator.
NEWNOWNEXT: It's a three-minute read about jockstraps, okay?
GR8ERDAYS: The Last Picture Show and Lonesome Dove author Larry McMurtry has died.
NEWSONE: That new law signed by Gov. Brian Kemp (R, of course) in Georgia restricting voting rights? Biden calls it “Jim Crow in the 21st century,” and it was signed under a lovely portrait of a plantation.
POLITICO: Look, Biden is not senile. He doesn't have dementia. He is not incapacitated. He is old, but he is sharp and on-point. Enjoy.
HUFF POST: Dominion Voting has now sued Fox News for $1.6B.
WOW REPORT: Jane Fonda is 83 and looks better than you — but she has decided she won't have sex again!
PEOPLE: The surgeon who treated Gabby Giffords when the congresswoman was shot in Arizona has announced his own congressional run ... and yes, gun control came up.
KENNETH IN THE (212): A weekly roundup of what's in — and on — the rapidly dwindling LGBTQ publications.