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Mar 07 2021
AIN'T NOTHIN' ATTRACTIVE ABOUT THAT: Missouri Pastor Should Practice What You Preach Comments (0)

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This is unreal. Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark of Missouri is an eyesore, yet feels empowered to preach (literally) that women need to watch out and not “let themselves go” because “the chase ain't never over.”

A clip of his thoughts on how women should look — delivered in slob couture — is going viral.

He says:

I'm not sayin' every woman can be the epic — THE EPIC — trophy wife of all time, like Melania Trump. I'm not sayin' that at all. Most women can't be trophy wives but, y'know, like her, maybe you're a participation trophy, I don't know, but all I can say is — not everybody looks like that. Amen! ... But you don't need to look like a butch, either! Hey, here's somethin' you need to know! You need to know this: Men have a need for their women to look like women. Sweatpants don't cut it all the time, huh? Wearin' flip-flops and pajamas to Walmart, that ain't gonna work. Ain't nothin' attractive about that.

He's definitely an expert on nothin' attractive. Full clip: