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This is unreal. Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark of Missouri is an eyesore, yet feels empowered to preach (literally) that women need to watch out and not “let themselves go” because “the chase ain't never over.”
A clip of his thoughts on how women should look — delivered in slob couture — is going viral.
I'm not sayin' every woman can be the epic — THE EPIC — trophy wife of all time, like Melania Trump. I'm not sayin' that at all. Most women can't be trophy wives but, y'know, like her, maybe you're a participation trophy, I don't know, but all I can say is — not everybody looks like that. Amen! ... But you don't need to look like a butch, either! Hey, here's somethin' you need to know! You need to know this: Men have a need for their women to look like women. Sweatpants don't cut it all the time, huh? Wearin' flip-flops and pajamas to Walmart, that ain't gonna work. Ain't nothin' attractive about that.
He's definitely an expert on nothin' attractive. Full clip:
Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark tells congregation that women need to work harder to look good for men. “I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy.” pic.twitter.com/5GfyqIeQZw— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 6, 2021