ABOVE: Ain't it the pits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland in peak shape, Gaetz's conspiracy theory shot down, Trans Day of Visibility and more ...

More power to him. (Image via Instagram)

INSTAGRAM: Tom Holland is feeling braggy.

HUFF POST: New York's Gov. Andrew Cuomo has enthusiastically signed into law a bill legalizing marijuana in the state. Those 21 and over will be able to partake (probably in about 18 months) legally, and all past marijuana convictions will be expunged.

Roger Stone, Gaetz and accused child-sex trafficker Joel Greenberg (Image via Facebook)

DAILY BEAST: Former DOJ official David McGee is vehemently denying Rep. Matt Gaetz's claim that he was the subject of an extortion attempt, saying:

This is a blatant attempt to distract from the fact that Matt Gaetz is apparently about to be indicted for sex trafficking underage girls.

Music to my ears.

Transgender rights are human rights. Today, in honor of transgender Americans everywhere, @POTUS signed a proclamation to recognize March 31st as #TransgenderDayofVisibility.

We see you, and we will always stand up for you.

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) March 31, 2021

TWITTER: President Biden and VP Harris honors trans people on Day of Trans Visibility.

Transgender rights are human rights — and I’m calling on every American to join me in uplifting the worth and dignity of transgender Americans. Together, we can stamp out discrimination and deliver on our nation’s promise of freedom and equality for all. #TransDayofVisibility

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 31, 2021

He was a trailblazer. (Image via Philomel Books)

FANSIDED: The story of MLB's first out player, Glenn Burke, is told in a new book.

POLITICO: Long overdue, if you ask me, but the Democrats are apparently contemplating removing Iowa as the Party's first-in-the-nation primary, a ridiculous caucus that never, ever means anything about who will become the eventual nominee.

EXTRATV: Meghan Markle's father continues to be an awful, awful human being. If having him in her family line isn't enough to make you empathize with her, nothing will.

Work of art (Image via Sotheby's London)

BARRON'S: Actor Russell Tovey is curating a Sotheby's contemporary sale in London.

NYT: Rest in — oh, just rot — G. Gordon Liddy, the evil Watergate mastermind, who died at 90.

CNN: Demi Lovato — who was engaged to a dude as recently as six months ago — now says she is simply too gay to marry a guy right now.

OUT: Because at this point, everyone thinks every new work of art is stolen from ... a very recent other work of art that itself was certainly not inspired by anything at all.

INSTAGRAM: Happy birthday to Christopher Walken, for starters: