ABOVE: Your Daley bod.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a Johnson & Johnson pause, Madonna's gun control rant and more ...

Thank God I'm not in the background. (Image via Twitter)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Denzell Theodore, model, goes butt-naked.

TPM: Former CDC director — under Trump — Robert Redfield believes it's quite possible COVID-19 escaped from a Wuhan lab. Also, his new job post-Trump Admin is as a consultant for ... Big Ass Fans.

That Mame premiere finally sank the Cinerama Dome. (Image scanned by Michael Stern)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Iconic California theater chain Pacific Theaters — including the landmark-protected Cinerama Dome in Hollywood — will close forever.

Wait, there's more butt! (Image via Mr. Man/video still)

MR. MAN BLOG: Still more love for Christopher Meloni's giant, ubiquitous butt.

INSTAGRAM: Madonna posts about gun control, leading to this exchange:

If that's really from Madonna, she's on-point here ... bitch! (Image via Instagram)

THR: Speaking of Madonna and of the little people, she just invested in a Weeknd getaway, dropping over $19M on a Kardashian Country home sold to her by The Weeknd.

NYT: The U.S. is calling for a pause on the Johnson & Johnson vaccine after six serious cases of blood clotting, including one death. The chances of suffering from this condition seem to be something like a million to one, whereas the chances of getting COVID-19 without a vaccine are — not.

Celeb fitness: How Chris Hemsworth, Kylie Jenner and more stars are fighting off the quarantine 15! 💪 https://t.co/0BfpZpLTZr pic.twitter.com/HmtfUZCdZN

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EXTRATV: In less heart-stopping COVID-19 news, a gallery of how celebs are fighting off the Quaran-15.

BAY AREA REPORTER: Robert Jacob, the gay former mayor of Sebastopol, California, and a cannabis-industry exec, has been arrested and charged with five felonies and a misdemeanor for sexual assault on a minor. 

POLITICO: A come-to-Jesus moment for Democratic pollsters.

TIME: Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is entertainingly candid in his assessment of Ted Cruz (see above), but he also revealed he still vote for Trump in 2020, so fuck that drunk.

INSTAGRAM: Today's celeb b'days include '50s and '60s teen dream Wally Cleaver — er, Tony Dow: