ABOVE: Your Daley bod.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Denzell Theodore, model, goes butt-naked.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Iconic California theater chain Pacific Theaters — including the landmark-protected Cinerama Dome in Hollywood — will close forever.
MR. MAN BLOG: Still more love for Christopher Meloni's giant, ubiquitous butt.
INSTAGRAM: Madonna posts about gun control, leading to this exchange:
THR: Speaking of Madonna and of the little people, she just invested in a Weeknd getaway, dropping over $19M on a Kardashian Country home sold to her by The Weeknd.
NYT: The U.S. is calling for a pause on the Johnson & Johnson vaccine after six serious cases of blood clotting, including one death. The chances of suffering from this condition seem to be something like a million to one, whereas the chances of getting COVID-19 without a vaccine are — not.
EXTRATV: In less heart-stopping COVID-19 news, a gallery of how celebs are fighting off the Quaran-15.
BAY AREA REPORTER: Robert Jacob, the gay former mayor of Sebastopol, California, and a cannabis-industry exec, has been arrested and charged with five felonies and a misdemeanor for sexual assault on a minor.
POLITICO: A come-to-Jesus moment for Democratic pollsters.
TIME: Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is entertainingly candid in his assessment of Ted Cruz (see above), but he also revealed he still vote for Trump in 2020, so fuck that drunk.
INSTAGRAM: Today's celeb b'days include '50s and '60s teen dream Wally Cleaver — er, Tony Dow: