ABOVE: Like ... no.

BELOW: Keep reading for hate-criminal Mark Wahlberg playing a proud dad of a gay kid, Santorum flushed by CNN and more...

DEADLINE: Joe Bell, about a bullied gay kid (Reid Miller) whose dad (Mark Wahlberg) walks across America in honor of his son, looks headed for a summer release after some delays. Written by the Brokeback Mountain duo of Diana Ossana and the late Larry McMurty, it also stars Gary Sinise, making the whole thing sound very much like conservative outreach. What's next? Mark Wahlberg as Mark Dalton?

KENNETH IN THE (212): Gay mags galore.

HUFF POST: Took a couple of weeks, but CNN finally terminated its contract with Rick Santorum after Frothy Mix said that there was nothing in present-day America when Europeans colonized it.

POLITICO: Yes, the GOP really is about to force an end to ANY investigation into the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol that endangered their own lives. They're that dead-set against any negative information emerging.

EXTRATV: Duran Duran still exists.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Drew Droege revives his Chloë Sevigny character: