ABOVE: Tan lines will do it for me every time.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joe Manganiello's manspread, the sexiest sketch from Broadway Bares and more ...

Lucky bitch ... (Image via Instagram)

SOCIALITE LIFE: A slew of hot-guy IG posts, including the above manspreader.

DEADLINE: Social media influencer Addison Rae is a great argument for the idea that social media influencers are assholes.

INSTAGRAM (FOLLOWS CHERISHED): RIP Chick Vennera, the multi-talented actor who wowed 'em with his Thank God It's Friday disco moves and played both Pepe the failed boxer and Enrique Mas on The Golden Girls.

U.S. NEWS & WORLD REPORT: How Mississippi's oldest, gayest bar survived COVID-19.

JOE.MY.GOD.: In Arkansas, COVID-19 figures are worse this July than last. Fuck every unvaccinated rube out there, and I'm only sorry for the vaccinated people who also have to get sick (even if less sick).

Most services don't do door-to-door in NYC ... womp-womp. (Image via video still)

YOUTUBE: UPS: I'm not sure UPS endorses groping and/or stripping its employees, but I am sure that “Big Package Delivery” was the highlight of this year's Broadway Bares: Twerk from Home: