ABOVE: I'm a *little* bitter that Andrew is the best-looking person I actually know — and has only gotten better.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chic Full Gay, the nicest thighs you've ever seen and more ...

The stunt-gone-wrong happened when he was trapped between two cars. (Image via NBC News)

PEOPLE: AGT: Extreme contestant crushed in mid-air; reportedly seriously injured.

INSTAGRAM: Michael Caine, 88, has officially retired from acting.

BURLINGTON FREE PRESS: Chick-fil-A? Try Chic Full Gay.

BACK2STONEWALL: Happy Halloween!

TMZ: Anyone who goes to dermatologist Dr. Alex Khadavi is feeding the coffers of a demonstrably anti-gay monster.

NYT: I'm all for analysis and argument and questioning how things are done, but objecting to blackface in a '60s film to the point where the professor showing it is drummed out of a class is hysteria.

SOCIALITE LIFE: A new sex toy buzzes for cousin Greg from Succession — what a tie-in! I knew Nicholaus Braun back when he was in Disney Channel's Princess Protection Program, and was able to say hello at Jake Gyllenhaal's last Broadway opening. Nick is still nice, so he deserves all the Succession ... good vibrations. Here we are on the set of the Disney Channel Original Movie:

It was a long time ago! (Image via Disney Channel)

TWITTER: Sec. of Transportation Pete Buttigieg claps back at Tucker Carlson, who slammed him for taking paternity leave. Carlson called Buttigieg a “dwarfish fraud”:

Sec. Pete Buttigieg calls out Tucker Carlson for the attack on his parental leave, "This attack is coming from a guy who has yet to explain his apparent approval for the assassination of Harvey Milk, " pic.twitter.com/DsyQgCyUNO

— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) October 15, 2021

EXTRATV: Britney threatens her family.

Dan Wilson & Rob Morris were attacked outside Colors club in Basildon. (Image supplied)

YAHOO! NEWS: A gay couple was beaten by a group of men outside a nightclub in England — and cops are doing nothing about it.

VARIETY: Jennifer Coolidge is returning for Season 2 of The White Lotus.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Claybourne Elder's face, thighs, feet, stache and more.