ABOVE: I'd rule the world if I looked like that.
SOCIALITE LIFE: Orlando Bloom's daddy thirst trap.
DAILY MAIL: British TV dance judge looks back fondly on having a sugar daddy when he was 17, saying, “I knew exactly what I was doing.”
KENNETH IN THE (212): Stacked and jacked.
OUTSPORTS: Meet Martin Stark, a gay boxer who has faced death — and won.
TWITTER: Glenn Youngkin, the troglodyte running as a Republican in the hotly contested Virginia gubernatorial race (one week left), whipped out an ad featuring a racist Karen who had tried to get Toni Morrison's acclaimed Beloved banned — because I wonder why? Terry McAuliffe's response is perfect:
Let's hope Virginia continues trending blue — this would be a big win for Dems.
INSTAGRAM: And they were each assigned very hazarous birthdays ...