ABOVE: If I were him, that would be my driver's license photo.
DNA: The 2 63rd issue of DNA is here. I wonder how many guys own them all?
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FACEBOOK: Marc Shaiman is scoring Billy Eichner's Bros:
INSTAGRAM: Actor Julian Morris comes out in an (18th!) anniversary post directed at his partner Landon Ross.
USA TODAY: Parents of Michigan school shooter charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter for making guns “freely available” to him.
KENNETH IN THE (212): I'd love to caption the fuck out of that.
EBAY: When guys were so F hot they just had to pose unselfconsciously in their underwear to get you CRAZED.
NEWSWEEK: Jesus Christ ... Newsweek has really, really fallen.
TWITCH: At 6:30 p.m. ET on Saturday, December 4, click the link for an exclusive cast Q&A about the new Scream movie.
CNN: Amy Schneider becomes the first trans contestant on Jeopardy's Tournament of Champions.
CLICK2HOUSTON: Plumber finds wads of cash and checks stuffed into a wall at Joel Osteen's mega-church.
VIENNA'S CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD: Film critic Leonard Maltin is opening up about his lifelong obsession with the movies, how he landed his first celebrity interview (with George Stevens) and how he began writing books.