ABOVE: Mirror, mirror ... sorry, forgot what I was saying.
POLITICO: TRUMP WOULD PARDON JANUARY 6 INSURRECTIONISTS IF RE-ELECTED.
HUFF POST: Tucker Carlson's new doc is unbridled anti-Semitism.
JERUSALEM POST: Iran has executed two men for sodomy after six years in prison.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) said a few kind words about one of President Biden's possible SCOTUS picks. He'll never, ever vote for her.
MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS: Drag Race U.K. star Cherry Valentine has opened about growing up queer in the world of the Travelers.
PEOPLE: Harry & Meghan have spoken up about the COVID-19 disinfo on Spotify.
VARIETY: Janet Jackson never wanted Justin Timberlake to issue a statement on their Super Bowl scandal.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): While Lady Gaga pulls all the stops in her Oscar campaign — is a letter to Jesus coming? — Jared Leto, who's even more undeserving, simply rolls out his tits.
INDEPENDENT: Extremely antibiotic-resistant shigella on the rise among gay men.
GR8ERDAYS: Full obit for the underrated comedy legend Howard Hesseman, best known as Dr. Johnny Fever on WKRP in Cincinnati — or, if you're a tad younger, for Head of the Class.