ABOVE: Mirror, mirror ... sorry, forgot what I was saying.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans, Trump's insane promise, RIP Johnny Fever and more ...

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INSTAGRAM: Luke Evans. Just ... Luke Evans. Also: Jesus CHRIST, these thighs.

POLITICO: TRUMP WOULD PARDON JANUARY 6 INSURRECTIONISTS IF RE-ELECTED.

HUFF POST: Tucker Carlson's new doc is unbridled anti-Semitism.

JERUSALEM POST: Iran has executed two men for sodomy after six years in prison.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) said a few kind words about one of President Biden's possible SCOTUS picks. He'll never, ever vote for her.

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS: Drag Race U.K. star Cherry Valentine has opened about growing up queer in the world of the Travelers.

PEOPLE: Harry & Meghan have spoken up about the COVID-19 disinfo on Spotify.

VARIETY: Janet Jackson never wanted Justin Timberlake to issue a statement on their Super Bowl scandal.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): While Lady Gaga pulls all the stops in her Oscar campaign — is a letter to Jesus coming? — Jared Leto, who's even more undeserving, simply rolls out his tits.

INDEPENDENT: Extremely antibiotic-resistant shigella on the rise among gay men.

GR8ERDAYS: Full obit for the underrated comedy legend Howard Hesseman, best known as Dr. Johnny Fever on WKRP in Cincinnati — or, if you're a tad younger, for Head of the Class.

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