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BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland's steamy workout, Right Said Fascists, the SCOTUS Justice who hopes to kill one of his co-workers and more ...

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INSTAGRAM: Here's who Tom Holland's been training with of late. Do I need to belatedly start a new category for CALVES?

JOE.MY.GOD.: Great, just when you think nothing can shock you, gay-ass Right Said Fred are anti-vaxxers and fascist-friendly. I'm speechless. What is it about people in the public eye that it allows them to divorce themselves from reality, from who and what they are, and to espouse views that are so extreme? Is part of becoming a celebrity the risk of deciding your unique luck makes you cognitively wiser and more special? One of these bums was hospitalized with COVID-19 and STILL speaks out against vaccines.

And before you snark that they're one-hit wonders, they've been licensed and sampled to the tune of millions upon millions of dollars. Drake and Taylor Swift, in recent years, have had chart-toppers using their single hit.

NPR: Chief Justice John Roberts asked the Court to mask up for Justice Sonia Sotomayor, whose diabetes makes her especially at risk for COVID-19 complications — and Justice Gorsuch flat-out refused. Now, she has to work remotely. This is a person on the SCOTUS.

SANDUSKY REGISTER: Jim Obergefell — to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude for marriage equality — plans to run for the House in Ohio, an increasingly red state.

NYT: Bill de Blasio will not run for governor of New York. Smart move. No shot at winning, especially with excellent Kathy Hochul and Letitia James in the mix.

TWITTER: Rep Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) isn't far-right ENOUGH anymore, so he's being attacked. Here, a 10-year-old girl quotes him on Jesus, hoping to call him out for implying that Jesus is not real, and he snaps her head off. The crowd definitely does not love this response.

TMZ: Leiomy Maldonado has words of praise for Jeopardy! whiz Amy Schneider.

Betty White’s last photo, 12/20/21. Looking lovely at 99. Courtesy of her assistant, Kiersten. pic.twitter.com/AbQrzzXDJ5

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 17, 2022

TWITTER: Betty White's last photo reveals she was somewhat more frail, had lost weight but still looked so lovely at 99. Also, her final video message (HERE) shows her mentally alert, just more aged than we had seen in previous years.

SOCIALITE LIFE: Jeff Goldblum and Kyle MacLachlan ... for Prada?! Late-in-life models burning up the runway.

INSTAGRAM (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): A day of birthday bubbles ...

MY NEW PLAID PANTS: Fresh, shirtless Skeet Ulrich.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Someone named Kevin Krawietz stripped to his undies on the court. More like him at the link.

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