ABOVE: Happy 62nd to Holly Johnson of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I, of course, loved them at the time, but I never became enough of a fan to deeply investigate the group's history. Holy shit, this (restored) perf they gave at Hope & Anchor 40 years ago is fucking HARD. Holly had a crazy body under his later, label-mandated sarcastic preppy look! Also, love this earlier version of “Relax.” The “I don't wanna die!” is haunting in light of the impending AIDS epidemic.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zac Efron's hot new performance, the end of the print editions of two popular mags and more ...

Literally, a hot dad here. (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Who thought it would be a great idea to remake Firestarter with Zac Efron as the kid's dad? He really just does terrible garbage and has for years.

SOCIALITE LIFE: If Armie Hammer can make it work with his wife after ... ALL THAT ... there is hope for any estranged couple.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Nazi-lovin' Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-North Carolina) is warning there will be violence if he is successfully removed from the ballot in his district. And it's treated like — oh, well, another day, another fascistic threat of superviolence.

She's a cinephile!

Kirsten Dunst saw every #Oscars contender this year: “I saw everything because I’m a member of the academy.” pic.twitter.com/0Vcx12OVjv

— Kirsten Dunst Updates (@DunstUpdates) February 8, 2022

TWITTER: It's a really, really bad week for Gucci:

Jim Jones Experienced Bad Customer Service at Gucci pic.twitter.com/s27NFRNhR7

— No Jumper (@nojumper) February 9, 2022

Sidebar: What a pig of a human being, even if he's right in this case. Imagine ranting that you haven't had your ass kissed properly enough in a luxury store.

TWITTER: Oof, content like this could push Kirsten Dunst past Ariana DeBose — she actually watched the movies she voted on.

The lifestyle mag's first-ever issue was June 1994's Barbra Streisand cover. (Image via InStyle)

WSJ: Unfortunately, Barry Diller is still fucking things up — his media group is ending the print presence of InStyle, Entertainment Weekly and more.

ROLLING STONE: One thing about crypto villains — the practically broadcast that they're up to no good. They even rap it.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Ginger in tights.

more amazing reactions to kristen stewart’s oscar nomination ✨ pic.twitter.com/fuiIKuFzSu

— oscar nominee kristen stewart (@queennn94) February 9, 2022

TWITTER: The above is so fucking joyous to watch! I never knew I'd become a Kristen Stewart booster. She was SUCH A PILL when she was promoting Twilight to lowly teen mags like mine, but ... I understand now. And  I loved her in this movie. She is so, so much more talented than I thought initially.

Leave Gaga alone! (Image via Twitter)

TWITTER: I get direct emails as deranged as this all. The. Time.

TWITTER: It's insane, but Alberta Premier Jason Kenney — in speaking out against what he claims is unfair treatment of unvaxxed people by comparing it to how people with AIDS were treated in the '80s:

Here's Premier Jason Kenney saying that the stigma against unvaccinated people reminds him of the stigma for HIV/AIDS patients in the 1980s.#yeg #Yyc #ableg #Covd19ab pic.twitter.com/4iGQhydoWP

— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) February 9, 2022

When here is how he treated people with AIDS in the '80s, bragging in 2000 about having kept partners from being able to see their dying loved ones:

Did he just literally F**King say this reminds me of who people with AIDS were treated in the 80?

UNBELIEVABLE #ableg #abpoli pic.twitter.com/9boXs8EmzW

— The Dave You Know (@DaveKotsibie) February 9, 2022

INSTAGRAM: One of the most interesting birthday bunches yet: