ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday ... never mind the goddamn year!
INSTAGRAM: Queer Bible offers a wonderful mix of LGBTQ images curated by various different contributors. Check it out. It's great.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Why is everyone around Democratic Mayor Eric Adams a virulent homophobe?
BLOOMBERG: One of Putin's most respected longtime advisors has quit and left Russia over the Ukraine invasion.
VARIETY: Moon Knight's Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke are speaking out — and saying “gay” — over the show's studio, Disney, and its lame-ass response to the Don't Say Gay law. Some others who supported Disney's employees during a walk-out to protest their company's inaction:
We’re taking the time today on set to stand in solidarity with the LGBTQIA+ employees of Disney. We’re all in this together!! pic.twitter.com/HILTLTWLt4— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) March 22, 2022
HUFF POST: Speedo has cut ties with Russian gold medallist Evgeny Rylov, who appeared at a massive pro-war rally with Putin.
WAPO: Sen. Mike Braun (R-Indiana) thinks interracial marriage should be on the table for states to outlaw. But once he said it out loud, he backpedalled furiously. This is one of the people allowed to question Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson during her confirmation hearings. P.S. He's also squishy on contraception. CONTRACEPTION AND INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE AND IT IS 2022.
CNN: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) who — above — threw a hissy fit over missing his flight, grilled Brown Jackson on critical race theory, the GOP's latest safe way of using the N-word.
TWITTER: Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee), an agricultural college grad, grilled Brown Jackson, too, claiming she is hostile to anti-abortion women ... and lied in the process:
P.S. Blackburn also asked Brown Jackson to define a woman.
THE HILL: Trump has withdrawn his endorsement of Alabama Senate candidate Mo Brooks — branding him as woke for refusing to say the 2020 election was stolen.
EXTRATV: Miley Cyrus narrowly avoided catastrophe when her plane was struck by lightning en route to Peru.
SOCIALITE LIFE: Amanda Bynes's conservatorship is over.
DEADLINE: I can not believe it wasn't already, but the Hollywood Forever Cemetery has now been designated a historic-cultural monument by L.A.