ABOVE: I believe the correct reaction is OOF.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's porn crush, how Elon might queer the Twitter deal, America's journey back into hating homosexuality and more  ...

Carmichael & Christopher Abbott in their suicide comedy (Image via Annapurna)

YOUTUBE: Jerrod Carmichael tells Howard Stern he uses a pic of himself with Taylor Swift as his Grindr pic. (I always talk about the Grindr pic I saw of a guy with Joan Rivers.)

Also, the movie he directed, On the Count of Three, is coming! And finally, here is Evan Knoxx, the porn star Carmichael most adores:

Good taste! (Image via Twitter)

GUARDIAN: How the U.S. got its anti-queer groove back.

QUARTZ: Will Elon Musk really end up owning Twitter? He's already broken an explicit agreement he had with the company to avoid disparaging the company or any employees, savaging its lead lawyer, Vijaya Gadde — ON TWITTER.

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 27, 2022

JOE.MY.GOD.: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) is doubling down on her belief that the Catholic Church is satanic. A big ha to all her Catholic former fans.

ADVOCATE: James Garcia, punched in the face by a random man who first asked if he was gay, was denied a restraining order over the incident.

OMG.BLOG!: Putin paper!

“Filled with pop-cultural touchstones from Cher to Laurie Anderson, Jurassic Park to My Little Pony ...” (Image via Street Noise)

STREET NOISE: Here comes Gay Giant, a gay graphic novel by Gabriel Ebensperger.

BCEFA: Broadway Backwards — an annual charitable event featuring stars singing songs initially written for a gender other than their own — is back, and features a great lineup:

Among the first special guests announced are LGBT performers Alexandra Billings, Jenn Colella, Matt Doyle, Claybourne Elder, Lauren Patten, George Salazar and Brandon Uranowitz, as well as beloved allies Wayne Brady, Len Cariou, Lena Hall, Bernadette Peters, Mary Testa and Lillias White.

I wish he'd turn over a new leaf. (Image via video still)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Promescent, or tumescent?!

HUFF POST: Tennessee Republican literally wants book burnings.

SOCIALITE LIFE: Lady Gaga wrote a song for Top Gun.

INSTAGRAM (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): Remembering to SAY GAY: