ABOVE: Marky Mark ... without the hate crimes, I hope.

Random GIF of Adrian Pasdar, because you deserve it. (GIF via GIPHY)

BELOW: Keep reading for how Spider-Man's homophobia was removed, Elon Musk still coming for Twitter, gay bashing in Manchester and more

THE DIRECT: Homophobic joke removed from ITV2 airing of Spider-Man (2002).

GR8ERDAYS: That recently rediscovered Judy Garland/Dorothy Gale gingham dress — found after years kicking around in a shoebox at a university — is expected to fetch over $1M at auction soon.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Jesus H. Christ. Twitter is said to be seriously considering Elon Musk's oligarchical offer to buy the platform.

EXTRATV: Megan Thee Stallion recounts 2020 shooting by Tory Lanez, all the while enduring accusations of lying from Internet trolls who know better.

GAY TIMES: Morgan Fevre, 22, was viciously attacked in an anti-gay hate crime in Manchester. After a man asked the young guy for a cigarette, he berated and beat him, leaving him with a brain bleed, broken teeth and broken bones in his face. He would've died without emergency surgery.

YOUTUBE: I could listen to Jane Fonda speaking about (her) movie history all day: