ABOVE; Everything Linda Simpson did on a lark in the '80s and '90s is now art.
BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Elon Musk's cold feet, RIP Fred Ward and more ...
Topel model (Image via Wiremag)
KENNETH IN THE (212): Magazines still exist!
JOE.MY.GOD.: The man allegedly beaten and robbed of his vision by a family convinced that the had made their son gay is speaking out.
TMZ: Brittney Griner's detention in Russia EXTENDED.
VARIETY: Elon Musk's Twitter deal is on hold. He's cuh-laiming it's because Twitter must prove 5% or less of its users are bots (GOOD LUCK), which sounds like a stalling tactic. The market responded by slightly rejuvenating Tesla and tanking Twitter shares. Meanwhile, Trump — from Truth Social — gave Musk cover by saying the deal won't happen BECAUSE Twitter is all bots. These two are working hand in hand, and Musk seems to be trying some ham-handed market-finagling. Hope it falls through so every conservative head would explode.
AP: I'll never get over the fact that Texas is investigating parents of trans kids for child abuse if they allow them to transition in any way.
Horrible scenes as Israeli security forces beat the funeral procession for slain journalist Shireen Abu Akleh and the crowd momentarily lose control of her casket pic.twitter.com/DEJF5Ty9tZ— Emir Nader (@EmirNader) May 13, 2022
HUFF POST: Israeli police beat mourners — and at least one pallbearer! — at the funeral for slain Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh.
TOWN & COUNTRY: This should go without saying, but so should the truth — people spewing lies about JFK Jr. being alive deeply, emotionally wounds his surviving friends and family.
The long and shorts of it (Image via Peccadillo)
PECCADILLO: Can you believe a 22nd (!) installment of Boys on Film is almost here?!
GR8ERDAYS: A fond farewell to action star, Altman actor, Big Business babe Fred Ward, 79.
TWITTER (FOLLOW ME): Today is the 100th anniversary of the birth of Bea Arthur!
The Maude Squad pic.twitter.com/Wcz0TvoU1P— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) May 13, 2022
SOCIALITE LIFE: Shawn Mendes for Tommy Hilfiger makes sense. Quite a feet.