ABOVE: Gene Kelly's butt, though.

Bonus pirate look from Gene. (Image via MGM)

BELOW: Keep reading for the GOPer who is pro-murder, Ron Johnson waffling on gay marriage (because SCOTUS would NEVER repeal it) and more ...

OKLAHOMAN: This Oklahoman Republican House candidate openly thinks gay people should be stoned to death. But, like, is against government overreach.

NYT: Trump reportedly stole 300 classified docs. Reality Winner went to prison for leaking ONE.

POLITICO: Two men found GUILTY of conspiring to kidnap Michigan's Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D).

YOUTUBE: Republican belatedly realizes anti-abortion laws lead to real-world mental and physical torture, sterilization and even death of people:

HUFF POST: Sen. Ron. Johnson (R-Wisconsin) wants to get re-elected, but he really hates gay people, too, so he's facing a tough decision.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Buncha hot tennis pros.

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