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BELOW: Trump is fucked, Hellraiser looks fucked up, Graham Norton doesn't give a fuck ...

I'm so proud I met her and told her to get Trump LOL! (Image via video still)

HUFF POST: After years of investigation, NY AG Letitia James has pulled the trigger, and is suing Trump and his children for alleged tax-dodging schemes. She said of the civil suit:

Donald Trump falsely inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us.

POLITICO: Trump's requested and approved-of special master in the case of his alleged theft of classified documents swatted him down out of the gate yesterday.

ESPN: Anthony Edwards fined $40K for his anti-gay slur.

OMG.BLOG!: Fucking Little Mermaid wimps can't take a Black mermaid, while Hellraiser fans haven't batted an eye at a trans Pinhead.

HUFF POST U.K.: Graham Norton is okay with J.K. Rowling wanging on about her crime novel.

NBC NEWS: Brown and Gay in L.A. follows the experiences of queer sons of immigrants.

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