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Oct 25 2022
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Via Mr. Man: Season 1 of the explosive Game of Thrones prequel series, House of the Dragon, wrapped up this Sunday, and along with it went a pretty darn fantastic season of nudity.

Sure, we didn’t get the many frontal scenes delivered in the original Game of Thrones series, but we got a big-penised gay-blowjob scene at an orgy in which Matt Smith’s character attempts to seduce his niece. And that’s what matters. 

Help us say goodbye to Season 1 of House of the Dragon with this epic recap of every nude scene ...

In the first episode, Matt Smith of Dr. Who and The Crown fame flashes his big butt and even his pubes after failing to get it up for his secret lover. Move aside, lady.

In Episode 4, the gorgeous guardsman Fabien Frankel shows some major coin slot while getting it on with Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen herself.

But that’s not what got people buzzing about Episode 4. Oh, no. Matt Smith’s character, Daemon Targaryen, takes the princess aka his niece to an orgy in an attempt to seduce her. While sizing up the room, she spots a hung man getting on his knees to blow another man! It’s the season’s best nude scene by far. Leave it to the gays.

Ty Tennant was only a teenager in real life when he jerked off outside his castle window before being interrupted by his mom.

Tom Glynn-Carney (looking like Evan Peters’ and Jack White’s sexy goth love child) plays Ty’s character Aegon Targaryen years later. He is also discovered nude by his mom! Nudity is all relative when it comes to House Of The Dragon, ain’t it? Here’s hoping for even more hot men next season!

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