ABOVE: This looks like stepdad porn.

BELOW: Keep reading for male nudity, the return of Boris Johnson (already?), the touring company of Don't Say Gay and more ...

A man of his sword (Image via Twitter)

OMG.BLOG!: Actor Johnny Berchtold gets naked.

GUARDIAN: GOP wants NATIONAL Don't Say Gay law. It's gonna be 2023 — how are we regressing so rapidly? Doritos cost too much, so fuck the gays? Thanks, Florida — which has brand-new, even MORE anti-LGBTQ laws in place now, on top of Don't Say Gay, in order to threaten teachers' livelihoods.

GR8ERDAYS: Anna May Wong will grace U.S. currency — the first Asian face ever on our money.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Jesus Christ, the U.K. got rid of Liz Truss, only to possibly bounce right back to Boris Johnson?!

TMZ: Balenciaga has cut ties with Kanye West. Anti-Semitic lunacy is SOOOO last season.

ESQUIRE: Have you been to any of the best gay bars in the U.S.? (Note: They think it's Julius, but it's Julius'.)