ABOVE: Don't watch The Watcher. Like watching paint dry, and sending it letters taunting it for taking so long. But the unsolved case, above, is at least more briefly summarized.
DALLAS MORNING NEWS: Texas AG Ken Paxton wants prosecutors to go after drag shows with kids in attendance — but unlike his own résumé as a criminal, no laws were broken.
DEADLINE: Dispiriting — a report suggests Sacheen Littlefeather was not Native American. However, in spite of convincing evidence, it should be pointed out her father believed he had Native blood, and so did her sisters — until recently. Her sisters, who waited until right after Littlefeather died to come forward with this information, are major Trumpers. Still, a big mess.
POLITICO: Jesus Fucking Christ, that 36-year-old oligarch toady funded by Peter Thiel could easily win in Arizona. It feels like the country doesn't care anymore about election denial or fundamental rights, just make Doritos cost less (which also won't happen).
YOUTUBE: Sure wish Hochul had leaned into this earlier:
TWITTER: In case number infinity of horrendous things Republicans say with impunity that would get any Democratic toss out of politics, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) says women are lesser than men:
Lauren Boebert: Women are “the lesser vessel” and “need masculinity in our lives to balance that so-called weakness.” pic.twitter.com/xgDqnmpzZP— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) October 22, 2022
EXTRATV: Carly Simon lost both of her sisters, her only remaining siblings, within the space of a day last week.